My "friends" tell me that they look forward to when I'm feeling depressed, because that's when I can pull work like this out of thin air with no effort. I had a bad day. Not the absolute worst, but just a day that makes me hate people while simultaneously leaving me a lonely. Thanks to this BS, which I hate talking about, this took all of an hour and a half, start to finish. I make work like this and just... feel better. I don't care if you see it as objectification. I really don't.